(American Ghanaian Setting)

Melissa: I kinda like your zeal and confidence but trust me, you will come and meet me where you left me. Just mark my words because I know my brother Glenn very well and don’t come requesting for my shoulder to lean on when he dumps you like he has done to many ladies in this school.

Ella: Thanks for the unwanted advice my chief upcoming cheerleader. He dumped those lazy asses because they don’t know how to handle and treat a handsome dude like him.

Melissa: I have heard you, at least one thing I know about you is how you are good at chasing what you want.

Ella: I am glad you remember I am a go-getter so let’s end that topic.

Melissa: (walks to her locker) No problem my girl, let me get some books from my locker as the Biology teacher will be coming for his assignment this morning. Hope you have done yours? (opens the combination to her locker)

Ella: (taps Melissa and whispers) Bae!! Bae!! Have you seen that arrogant girl who is chasing after Richmond?

Melissa: (steers and smiles) Well!! Well!! Well!!! Who do we have here, Ella?

Ella: The almighty Shantel Jackson.

Melissa: Oooh you mean Shantel Jackson the boyfriend snatcher? I never knew she was this ugly and repulsive.

Ella: (laughs out loud) Now I believe you know how ugly she is as you can see for yourself. Such a low-life slamming bitch.

Shantel: I don’t want any trouble from you girls this morning. I came for my books from my locker so please let me get my stuff and get out from this place in peace.

Melissa: Oh poor child, Ella I think your stature is scaring the boyfriend snatcher and she is begging for her innocent life.

Ella: In the punishment book section 101, it is written boldly that; “no begging when you are caught flirting with someone’s lover”.

Melissa: Oh so it is boldly inscribed in the punishment book?

Ella: Of course, my upcoming chief cheerleader and we the panel presence hereby find her guilty and has been sentenced to everyday beatings by the cheerleader and her entourage anytime we set our eyes on her. Now go on your knees, you bitch…

Melissa: As the emergency panel declares, so shall it be!!!

Principal: (screams) Hey what are you girls doing there and why is the other girl kneeling before you?

Melissa: Ella let’s get out of here immediately. The principal has eye issues so he can’t figure out who we are exactly.

Ella: Shantel, now you better run as fast as your two left legs can take you and if you make a mistake and tell anybody what happened here, we will make life a living hell for you in this school. (runs after Melissa)

Principal: Hey I said you should stop right there. I mean freeze!!

Shantel: Let me get out of here before I am caught by the principal.

Principal: (trying to run) Hey I said you girls should freeze. Security where are you???

 

At a Mart:

Glenn: Can I have a pack of condoms?

Attendant: And who is going to use it?

Glenn: And what sort of silly question is that? Since when did you guys start to ask customers that silly question?

Attendant: I asked because you look too young to be buying such things.

Glenn: And are you my parent to guess my age? Shit mhen!! If you care to know I am 18 years of age and I know my rights in this damn country. Are you asking me this shit because I am black and you are white?

Attendant: I am sorry but I am not a racist. I only asked that question because we don’t sell condoms to minors in this shop.

Glenn: You better know who you ask that goddamn question. Because I have not left my face with a beard you think I am a 14 year old dude huh?

Attendant: I am sorry for my actions, please what brand do you like?

Glenn: I prefer a scented condom with rough latex.

Attendant: Okay this brand will do and it’s 6 dollars.

Glenn: (pull a 10-dollar note) Here you go and you can keep the damn change. (grabs it and sets out)

Attendant: Children of today have no respect for elders. See how he disrespected me just because I asked a simple harmless question. Hmmm, this job always pulls new surprises to me and I don’t know what I won’t see in this 21st century.

 

At the Car Park:

Mrs Smith: (talks to herself as she applies make-up on her face in her car) Right now I am all set to go. I am going to have so much fun today and before I forget, let me take my wedding ring off and keep it safely in the letter box. Yesterday I sinned by wearing my ring whilst having an extramarital affair with Jeffery and I don’t want a repetition today.

 

Back at the School:

Melissa: That was a fast one, Ella. If that old man caught us, I am sure my mom’s phone will be buzzing by now.

Ella: My Dad said if he is invited to this school again, he will make sure I am rusticated and he won’t bother sending me to another school since this is my third school.

Melissa: You are a very bad girl then.

Ella: (smiles) Like poles attract whilst…

Melissa: (cuts in) Please give me a break you lousy scientist. Mr Balor might be in class by now, let’s go before he walks us out of his class, you know he is a no-nonsense man.

Ella: Sure, I don’t want him to report me to the disciplinary committee again this semester. I want a clean sheet this semester. I won’t go into the bad books of any teacher in this school.

Melissa: This is the funniest thing I have ever heard from you ever since I knew you. The middle name of yours that you chose to hide from us is Trouble. You go about finding problems and trouble for yourself even when trouble is far away from you. Please don’t make me laugh out loud this morning.

Ella: You have always been my ally and partner in crime so keep that pretty mouth of yours shut. I do well to shield you most times so don’t make it look like I am the worse person here.

Melissa: I see where this conversation is going so please let’s drop the topic since it doesn’t look healthy and funny any more. I am sorry if my comments fell on the wrong side of the ground.

Ella: Apology accepted, you annoying brut. Now let’s get the day started. (enters the class)

Mr Balor: And where are you two ladies coming from?

Melissa: (looks at Ella and smiles) Good morning Mr Balor.

Mr Balor: And what is good about this morning, young lady? I asked a very simple question, I said why are you two late for my class?

Ella: Mmmm sir we… we… we…

Mr Balor: And when did you become a stammerer?

Melissa: (plays smart) We went to the basketball court for a little training, sir.

Mr Balor: I see!! I have been hearing bad things about you and today you have proven to me that everything said about you is true. Everyone present here will testify that the cheer team coach just left the class a while ago to announce that your meeting has been postponed to next week so what are you trying to imply?

Melissa: Mmmmm…… Mmmmmm…… Sir.

Mr Balor: (cuts in) Choose your next words carefully because it might land you in serious trouble. That is my piece of advice to you.

Melissa: We are sorry sir.

Mr Balor: Sorry for what? I want to know your reason for saying sorry because you have not answered my question.

Ella: We are sorry we came to your class late.

Mr Balor: Don’t be sorry yet because I will so deal with you for trying to play on my intelligence. For you Melissa, you come from a responsible and discipline home, I don’t know what you see in this wayward girl that you have decided to befriend. If I were you, I will keep a long distance from her so she doesn’t lead me to any complicated trouble.

Ella: But sir…

Mr Balor: (cuts in) Will you shut up? Who asked you to talk when I am talking? One more word from you and you will kiss this school bye-bye. Now get out of my class you two little devils.

Melissa: But sir we just…

Mr Balor: One more word from you and you will meet me in the principal’s office. If you call for my wrath this morning, you will never step into my class again until you are done with this school which I doubt you will with the attitude you are exhibiting already.

Ella: (talks in a low tone) Lisa let’s get out of here before this old tug screams the roof on our heads. Mind you, the principal is already searching for us.

Melissa: We are really sorry sir and this won’t happen again. (walks out)

Mr Balor: Class, you see their kind, with my 31 years of teaching experience, I have come across their kind over and over. The unfortunate part is, those from a wealthy family will get somewhere to pin their buttocks whilst the rest who don’t have anyone to rely upon will become social misfits. Your parents brought you here for a very simple reason, to acquire knowledge and build a life for yourself but if you choose the other way round, it’s your own cup of tea. Now where were we before we go interrupted by those girls?

 

At Jeffery’s Apartment:

Jeffrey: (talks to himself) Is this woman not coming as she promised? (hears a knock on his door and goes to open it)

Mrs Smith: Hey, lover boy!!

Jeffrey: Woooow! You are looking stunning and gorgeously beautiful. Please come in before you are seen by any of the other flat tenants.

Mrs Smith: (walks in) Hope you have not been waiting for long?

Jeffery: I was about to call you before I heard the knock on my door.

Mrs Smith: Mmmm I can perceive some nice aroma coming from your kitchen, what’s cooking my lover boy?

Jeffery: Well it’s a special meal for a special someone so please relax on the couch as I add my master touch to it, it should be ready in the next 5 to 7 minutes.

Mrs Smith: That is okay and before I forget, I came along with two bottles of your favourite yellow wine.

Jeffery: You are such a darling, my love. I can foresee a great and memorable day for us today.

Mrs Smith: Indeed so my handsome prince. I need to call the office and tell my secretary that I am not feeling well and that I can’t make it to the office today. (picks her phone and dials some numbers)

Jeffery: Please do that with immediate effect before they start calling you to disturb our lovely time together. Now that you are here, I am going to turn my phone off because I don’t want any disturbances.

Mrs Smith: (on phone) Hello Georgia, cancel all my appointments for today. I am not feeling too well this morning.

Georgia: So should I book all your cancelled appointments for tomorrow?

Mrs Smith: As a matter of fact I don’t think I will come to the office the whole of this week. Reschedule all my meetings and appointments to today’s week, I think with that time, I will be very fit for any corporate activity. I am getting ready to see my family doctor.

Georgia: Okay, madam.

Mrs Smith: You can also forward any documents I need to go through via my email and I will check and get back to you later.

Georgia: Oh I can bring it to your house if you don’t mind.

Mrs Smith: That won’t be necessary young lady and besides your house is about 3 hours drive to my place and you don’t even own a car yet so don’t bother stressing yourself out.

Georgia: Okay, ma’am.

Mrs Smith: I will call to direct you if I want you to do anything for me later.

Georgia: How about the intern meeting scheduled for tomorrow?

Mrs Smith: I will direct Mr Johnson to take charge of that.

Georgia: But madam, Mr Johnson is already handling the offshore meeting at…

Mrs Smith: (cuts in) Can you just shut up for a second? I am the one doing the talking so shut that gutter you call your mouth and do the listening, when I am done talking, you can now ask your silly questions.

Georgia: I am sorry ma’am.

Mrs Smith: Sorry for yourself. So as I was saying before you rudely interrupted me, I will delegate Mr Johnson to take charge of the intern meeting so yours is to furnish him with every relevant document he might need for this meeting and I don’t want anything to go wrong in my absence. Do I make myself clear?

Georgia: It is very clear ma’am.

Mrs Smith: That will be all for now. in case I get to remember anything new, I will call to notify you of that and do well to take details of every call that is directed to me. Have a nice day. (ends call)

Georgia: (talks angrily to herself) Cheap woman, you claim you are sick but I know you are in my man’s bed warming your silly self. Gosh if not for money, why would I allow another woman to be screwing my man right under my nose?

The annoying part is she is going to get my favourite sex position whilst moaning and screaming my man’s name. Ooooh how I wish I could call and invite her husband to Jeffery’s apartment but if I follow my anger, I might do something temporarily foolish which will cause a permanent disaster to myself and her marriage. Well let me pay for my sins because nothing good comes easy and no condition is permanent. I am suffering today but I will enjoy tomorrow. It’s your turn today Madam Edna but surely my time will come tomorrow and that is when I will show that harlot that I am a better checkmate than her.

 

At the Brown’s Residence:

Glenn: (talks to himself) She said she will not lock the door so let me enter before this estate gossips inform her mom. (turns the doorknob and enters the house)

Fiona: (talks to herself) It seems Glenn is here already!!

Glenn: (sees Fiona coming out from one of the rooms upstairs) And that is my beautiful and gorgeously looking fiancee who makes me feel better than any guy on this planet called Earth.

Fiona: And my world evolves around you, handsome. I sometimes wonder how the world would be without you in it.

Glenn: You ignite my soul and always set my body on fire anytime you come close to me. Your well-sculptured body by God tells me how he took time off his busy time to mould you on a Sunday evening.

Fiona: I am blushing already. (starts kissing Glenn)

Glenn: Where is your bedroom, baby girl?

Fiona: Let’s use my parents’ bedroom, their bed is a king-size water bed and it will be awesome to use it today for our adventurous escapade.

Captain Brown: (talks to himself in his car) Oh my goodness, I forgot my access ID card and without it, my going to work is meaningless. I have to turn and get it even though that will make me late for work. Gosh, how could I forget this very important thing? (does a U-turn on the highway)

 

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To be continued…………………………………………………………………………………………………#Yeb3toaso

 

 

 

 

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