The Coffin Maker
ALEXANDER AKOTO ADJEI
THE COFFIN MAKER
EPISODE 11-13
Episode 11
Opana
(whispers to himself as he heads to his flat)
I will deal with anyone who flouts my orders in this house because I have the final and utmost say in this compound. I won’t hesitate to eject anyone who rocks shoulders with me in this house of mine, whether I built or inherited it from my uncle, I am the landlord for now. Anyone who doesn’t understand can decide to go and mix the sea with sugar and drink, let me rush to the house and deal with my wayward children.
BACK IN OPANA’s ROOM:
Bernice Ansah
But mummy why should I apologise for doing nothing wrong?
Akua Yankey
If you know what “am sorry, please and thank you” does like you will be saying them even when you haven’t stepped on anyone’s toes.
Bernice Ansah
You, big bro, if I said anything wrong, am sorry.
Akua Yankey
See how arrogant you are sounding. This is all my fault because I have over pampered you girls a lot but now things will take a different dimension in this house.
Opana
(walks into the room feeling annoyed already)
Herh, you now tell me what you were doing in that uncompleted building early this morning with that stupid guy who tried to kill me this afternoon.
Michael Ansah
Whaaaaat? Papa did you say someone tried to kill you this afternoon? Now Bernice you better start talking before I land you a dirty slap, you disrespectful girl.
Akua Yankey
Are you deaf and dumb now, young lady?
Opana
(quietly goes to the door and locks it whiles he puts the keys in his pocket and unbuckles his belt)
I won’t repeat myself any longer with the question that I asked you and if you try to lie to me erh, I will beat you like a thief I caught stealing my coffin. Now start talking.
Bernice
Pa…pa…..pa…..paaa (her phone rings to cut her from talking)
Opana
And when did you start using mobile phone in this house? Woman are you aware your daughter uses mobile phone in this house?
Akua Yankey
Not at all my dear, am even surprised to see her with a phone.
Opana
Kwaku Mike take the phone from her for me to see who is calling her at this time of the day.
Michael Ansah
With pleasure papa, herh how did you get such an expensive phone to use? Papa and Mummy this phone cost thousands of Ghana Cedis and it’s currently one of the most expensive phones in the world, Samsung Note 8.
Opana
Really? How much are we talking about here?
Michael Ansah
It’s about two thousand, eight hundred Ghana Cedis if am not even wrong by quoting a cheaper price.
Akua Yankey
Kwaku Mike are you sure of the amount you just mentioned? Adjoa Bernice where did you get money to purchase this phone or better still how did you get it?
Opana
Hmmmm, my daughter is now a thief or has turned herself into a prostitute and this is the reason why I will kill you right here and bury you before daybreak. Now start talking now before I tear you into pieces you cheap slut, where did you go this morning and where did you get this expensive mobile phone from? TALK NOW BEFORE I STRIKE YOU WITH MY FIST!!!!!
Bernice Ansah
(trembling and fumbling with words)
Mmmm, I went to meet Kwame Fred this morning, when he called me last night to see him, I told him it’s late but he insisted to see me at all cost and he even threatened to come here, but I pleaded with him. So, he opted for us to meet early this morning at the big uncompleted building close to your shop.
Akua Yankey
(very surprised)
Eeeeiiiii!! Adjoa Bernice when did you start making friends with boys and sneaking out this house to meet them? I taught I was sleeping in a room but little did I know my entire body is lying outside.
Opana
Woman allow her to talk, now what time did you leave this compound and if you try lying erh, you will see the reason why am called “the rough boy”.
Bernice Ansah
I didn’t check the time but it was early in the morning.
Opana
Did you do your morning chores before stepping out of this house?
Bernice Ansah
No, please.
Opana
Fine case. Now, continue with your narration.
Bernice Ansah
Mmmm. so when I left the house, I met him already waiting for me in front of the building. He invited me inside but I declined and he told me that he wanted to discuss something with me. But he couldn’t do so with both of us standing at a place where my father will pass to his shop soon. I accepted his offer with what he said knowing very well that you will be passing by soon. When we went inside the uncompleted building, Kwame Fred told me that he loves me so much and that he wants me to be his girlfriend, because among all the girls in the town, am the only one, he sees to be very much attractive and beautiful. The next thing I saw was he making advances at me and touching my sensitive parts.
Akua Yankey
Jesus Christ!!!! My daughter, did that swine lay his filthy hands on you? Did he succeed in raping you?
Opana
Woman can’t you keep quiet? Why are you interrupting her narration? Am taking records of her statement and I want to see her consistency in her statement because a liar has no memory. Now madam continue.
Bernice Ansah
So, as he kept touching and smooching me I kind of lost control of myself and you walked in. Papa, I swear. I didn’t do anything silly with him until you chanced in on us.
Akua Yankey
Thank you, God for leading my husband to that very place before the worse happened.
Opana
Now listen to my next set of questions carefully because if you give any false answer erh, only God knows what I will do to you.
Now how old are you and are you a virgin?
Michael Ansah
You heard papa, so answer him now.
Bernice Ansah
(eyes her brother before talking)
Papa I will be 17 years next week and am…..
Opana
(cuts in rudely)
If you dare try lying erh, I will mishandle you right away that it is the hospital that you will find yourself.
Bernice Ansah
(in a soft and remorseful tone)
I am not a virgin anymore.
Akua Yankey
(covers her mouth out of shock)
Adjoa Bernice but why? Someone I have been boasting off that you don’t even have a boyfriend, aww if it is a dream please wake me up.
(Bernice phone rings again to interrupt her mother from talking, Opana ask Michael who the caller is)
Opana
Which fool is calling her by this time of the day?
Michael Ansah
Papa the name she has saved on the phone is Commander.
Opana
Answer the call and put it on loudspeaker for her to speak to the person, so we know who the caller is.
On the phone:
Commander
(deep male voice)
Hello my sweet cupcake, I really enjoyed the way you f**ked the hell out of me last two nights. You almost killed me with your experience and skills that I can’t simply take my mind off you. Honestly, no woman has ever twisted her waist on me like you did that evening and as the saying goes “Oliver Twist will always ask for more”, just try and lie to your mother again that you are going for extra classes so that you meet me at the guest house again tomorrow evening, I have decided to give you three thousand Ghana Cedis(3000) instead of the one thousand Ghana Cedis(1000) you requested to buy those dresses and I hope you liked the phone I bought for you. Hello……. Hello……. Hello, sweetheart are you there?
Akua Yankey
(cuts in with raging anger)
Whoever you are, thank you very much for destroying the future of my little girl. I am grateful and my God will bless you for exposing my little girl to this hazard.
(call drops immediately as Akua Yankey made her utterance)
Opana
Woman!! you rush too much. Who instructed you to cut into the call? You should have kept mute for your daughter to respond to his appeal so that we would lay an ambush for him tomorrow, at least we could have taken that three thousand Ghana Cedis (3000) from him and use it for something important in this house.
Akua Yankey
I’m very sorry my husband, I didn’t know you had extra plans to execute on this matter. Why don’t you allow her to call him back so she tells him that she can still meet him and that she knows how to handle me.
Opana
Do you think that man would be that stupid and walk into our trap just like that? I know what to do and at the right time, you will hear from me.
Akua Yankey
If you say so I have heard you, my husband, since you are the head of the family.
Opana
Who was the man that just called you? It will help both of us if you tell me the very truth, Adjoa Bernice.
Bernice Ansah
He is the commander of the district police station in the next town.
Opana
You mean that wicked man with the big head and pot belly? What at all did you see in that ugly man that you have been sleeping around with him? Are you not aware that he is a married man and also older than me and will be going on retirement pretty soon?
Michael Ansah
Herh, what could be wrong with this girl?
Opana
Hmmmm!!! So now tell me, how many guys or men have slept with you so far?
Bernice Ansah
(playing smart)
Only 3 guys have slept with me so far.
Akua Yankey
Awwww, am dead, my daughter you have killed me. At age 16, you have already slept with 3 men?
Opana
Woman don’t die now because your daughter here is not just a slut but a decorated liar and pretender. Bernice if you don’t speak the truth erh, I will slap you with my sandpaper palms, give us the actual figure or else I will vandalize and rearrange that stupid face of yours. (rises from his seat)
Bernice Ansah
(sensing danger ahead if she lies and fumbling with words)
Papa I have lost count but I believe they are about 13 or 14 guys.
Opana
Let me help you my professional official little prostitute, they are 17guys and if I didn’t bump into you fools this morning like you will increase your achievement tally to 18. “The butterfly thinks himself a bird”, at your age you have slept with more men than your age, clap for yourself and let me tell you that if you think because you are having big breast and buttocks it makes you a matured woman then have a rethink when that stupid girl told me that you were rendering a door to door service to the men of this town I felt she was only jealous of you or any of my daughters but no she was very right. I won’t beat you or touch you because it’s your life and body, if the place losses it’s elasticity because of the different shapes and sizes that has gone there, it’s your problem but mind you if you carry any pregnancy to this house, I will immediately give you out to marriage and wash my hands off you. I wonder the records your sisters might be carrying now. Kwaku Mike copy the number of that idiot for me and take the phone to town tomorrow and sell it for a reasonable price and bring the money to the shop.
Bernice Ansah
Bro Kwaku, please don’t sell my phone I beg of you.
Akua Yankey
It serves you right you spoilt brat. When I was your age, I didn’t know any man but for you, you know men and have been enjoying things meant for adults. See her sad, pretty little face like a Chinese orphan.
Opana
Mmm, Kwaku you know what? On second thought give me the phone because I don’t trust you either.
Michael Ansah
Papa but why? All the same, there is code on the phone.
Opana
Herh! what are the numbers of the code? Talk before I smash your head.
Bernice Ansah
(reluctant but gives de code all the same)
0554021603
Opana
(opens the phone and opens gallary then screams out loud)
Jesus Christ!!!! come and see Adjoa Bernice……
Episode 12
Opana
Herh, Adjoa Bernice are this the pictures and videos you have on your phone? You need serious deliverance from a strong man of God and your body needs to be soaked in a pool of olive oil to cleanse your body from this devilish and demonic spirit that has captured your soul. So, when you are left in the house this is the kind of things you engage yourself in huh? Hmmmm!! ooo my God!!! so this guy with this abochi manhood has also penetrated through your legs also and it didn’t paralyze you? Am even afraid of you now to the extent that if I come closer to you and I don’t take care I will fall in that manhole you have in between your legs. Ahaa thank God I have the commander’s naked picture also here. I am a very lucky man today and wherever I slept last night I will sleep there again and even do the same style I did to sleep. Kwaku Michael changed the password on the phone right away with the name of your grandfather, I believe you still remember that name?
Michael Ansah
(instead goes through his younger sister’s phone to view what his father was complaining about)
Oh my God!!! Adjoa so you were able to consume this python in between your legs and you were not hospitalized. God thank you for sustaining my sister’s young life. Hmmmm, I’m speechless mpo.
Akua Yankey
(cuts in)
Hey, I also deserve to get a glimpse of what you are screaming about.
Opana
(shouts on Kwaku Mike)
You fool did I ask you to invade in your sister’s privacy? Now give me the phone and write down the old password she gave out for me.
Michael Ansah
So, papa that fool who tried killing you, where is he now? Because I want to go and discipline him in a way that he will never forget my beatings all his stupid life. He can’t mess up with my sister and later try to eliminate my father also.
Opana
Kwaku Mike Tyson, Kwaku Anthony Joshua, Kwaku Mayweather, Kwaku Azumah Nelson, Kwaku Bastie Samir, Kwaku Bukom Banku, Kwaku Sampson, this is not what is important. Mr strongman, go and find a job to do and stop fighting unnecessary battles that are not meant for you. I have dealt with that fool in a way that his family members won’t even recognise him when they see him and before I forget, that high time lady in the corner of the house said stop pestering her life because she doesn’t do small boys who still leave under the same roof of their parents. Now go and lock my main gate since am going to bed and for that commander, I will make his life miserable. Take the keys to the door of the house.
THE FOLLOWING MORNING:
Bernice Ansah
Good morning papa. How was your night and how are you doing?
Opana
Awwww, morning my precious little jewel. Hope you slept well?
Bernice Ansah
My night was bad papa, please forgive me for my bad conduct because I don’t know what came over me that made me do all those bad things.
Opana
My daughter what you are asking from me depends on you, See I don’t own you or your body. If you want to service all the men in this entire town, it is up to you to decide on what you want your future to be like.
Bernice Ansah
But papa what will happen to the phone you took from me?
Opana
Hahahaha, so you still have eyes for that phone, my daughter? My dear, take your mind and eyes from that phone because am going to sell it. The money I raise from selling it will help in paying part of your expensive fees and bills but don’t worry I will give you 10% of the amount I get from your phone. Mind you until you turn 18years, any phone I see in your custody, I am going to confiscate it and you will never get it back even if it’s not for you.
Bernice Ansah
But papa you know that is not fair ooo, at least you can make me keep the phone as a consultation price for the risk I took with my body.
Opana
Baby girl, life has never been fair since the time of Adam and Eve, so just accept my verdict on your case. You will thank me in the future because I mean well for you.
Bernice Ansah
But papa what………
Opana
(cuts in rudely)
Say no more my little girl because what will come from your mouth will rather make me angry because am in a very high spirit and good mood my dear, don’t spoil my day even before I step foot from my house. I will see you in the evening.
(leaves the house and makes a call to someone to meet him somewhere)
After several minutes of being in the shop, Opana leaves the shop to the next town for an unfinished business.
Opana
Good morning young lady is your commander in his office? I want to see him right now.
Officer
Good morning sir. Please may I know the reason why you want to see my boss because there are laid down procedures here to be followed before you can see the commander. Kindly state your purpose for wanting to see him, so I see if it is tangible enough because there are somethings the station master or myself can do to help in your problem.
Opana
Young woman if it was you or your station master, I wanted to see, like I will state that fact immediately I saw you, so direct me to your commander’s office now and I mean now.
Officer
Mister, you can’t walk in here and be ordering me around like you are the one who employed or pay me monthly. You better respect yourself or else I will…
Opana
(cuts in rudely)
Or else what? Are you going to lock me up in that smelling cell or detain me behind your counter? If you care to know, it’s our small taxes that are used to pay you. When you get this black khaki dress that we citizens buy for you to wear, you think you are on top of the world. See am not scared of your stupid treats and I want to see your commander now!!!
Cell Leader
Officer why don’t you bring him here so we teach him a lesson inside here.
Opana
Oh! shut up you smelling criminal. If you lived a clean and responsible life, like you will be walking about freely. Idiot!!!
Cell Leader
You will come and meet inside here you loud old man, I have seen your kind before but when you come here, we shall see who is the real man.
Officer
(raising her voice)
Am simply being professional and tolerating you because I see you to be an elderly person who is old enough to be my father. If not, I will just throw you into the dark cell.
Opana
You think raising your voice will change anything huh? Do you know the size and strength of my wife that I still control under my roof? You better show me the way leading to the commander’s office or I will personally order him to seek for your immediate transfer to the poorest community in Ghana that you will regret ever to join the Police Service.
Officer
(yells and bangs her hand on the concrete counter)
Enough of this nonsense old man now leave this place now before…….
Commander
(walks in hearing the noise in the charge office)
Corporal Majidatu what is all this noise about? Can’t you control this place any longer or you think this place is a market place?
Officer
Am sorry sir. This old man just walked in here ordering to see you just like that and I tried to make him understand the laid down procedures but he won’t just understand.
Opana
Why do I have to write a petition or go through a drill before I see you, commander? If you know my purpose for wanting to see you like you will immediately usher me into your office.
Commander
Corporal Majidatu, don’t worry I will handle the matter so go back to what you were doing before the man walked in.
Officer
All correct sir
Commander
(ushers Opana into his office and offers him a seat)
You are welcome to my office. Kindly go straight to the point why you want to see me this morning because I have a lot of files on my desk to work on.
Opana
No problem commander. Thanks for accepting to have me in your office amidst your busy agenda. Mmmm, you see, there is this elderly man who has been sleeping with my under age daughter and buying her expensive things that to me will introduce her to waywardness. What pains me much is that they have been exchanging naked pictures and from the look of the picture, the man is a very respected personality in the society, who might have power backing him to do that nonsense he is doing. He is someone who I believe is married with children probably even older than my daughter.
Commander
(takes off his lenses)
My brother your narration is a bit pathetic but you see the laws of this country is no respecter of age, position, family background, educational background or even your religion. The police remain your friend and we are there to enforce the law and if you commit yourself negatively towards the laws, the law will deal with you rigidly without any fear or favour from anywhere, that is my promise to you and those who know me very well will tell you that I don’t go against my word.
Opana
I like the sound of that and am happy I came to you.
Episode 13
Opana
Mr Commander to prove to you that am not making up stories or exaggerating, I came here with my hardcopy of the pictures which will back my claims.
Commander
Wonderful, this will make our work very easy and I will so deal with that foolish man, but wait ooo surprisingly you haven’t told me your name and where you are coming from?
Opana
Oh, am Kofi Ansah a.k.an “Opana the rough boy”, am the only professional coffin maker in the next town.
Commander
(wipes his face hearing the name)
Oh, so you are the famous and renowned coffin maker who made a good name for himself due to your good works.
Opana
That is me and anyone who comes in contact with me, I leave either a “will or a bill”, now take a look at this picture I have on this phone.
Commander
(seeing the phone brings a cold shiver down his ribs and he looks a bit frightened)
Did you say you had naked pictures of the man on this phone?
Opana
Oh, yes and that is the reason why am giving you the phone to scroll through it so you see the idiot who has been illegally mining the gold in-between my daughter’s legs. I want to make life unbearable for him and by tomorrow, I will be travelling to Accra to see first the Inspector General of Police (IGP), then from there, I move to some leading media houses. You see there are 3 things involved in my mission out there, one the culprit will be disgraced and he will lose his job, two his marriage will hit the rocks and lastly I will get more money from the media houses with the kind of information I have for them, I know and have a strong edge that the story will make waves due to personality involved.
Commander
(scrolling through the phone and seeing his naked pictures)
Mmm…… Mmmmm Mr Ansah.
Opana
(cuts in)
Oh, I prefer you refer to me as Opana.
Commander
You see we can settle this amicably without anyone getting to know of this. As you rightly said if these pictures get to the hands of the media, my life will be doomed. Everything I have worked for will cave in on me. I will lose my job as I will be going on pension in less than 3 years, my sick wife might die out of shock and my chances of been enstooled as a paramount chief in my hometown will be ruined. Please reconsider your conviction once again. Am willing to dance to any tune you play, please I beg of you.
Opana
Ah commander you have really disappointed me. What do you have written on the calendar behind you?
Commander
(turns and reads it out)
I am a proud Police Officer and I don’t accept or give Bribe.
Opana
You see am also a proud professional Coffin Maker and accepting a bribe is against my ethics.
Commander
My brother this won’t be a bribe, it will only be a token for the secret I want you to keep between us. Please think through it my brother because lives are involved in here.
Opana
Equally, my daughter’s dignity was at stake also. Did you for once consider the age of my 16years old daughter?
Commander
But she told me she was over 18 years when I approached her and her body attested to the fact that she is matured. Please I wasn’t aware that she is underage.
Opana
Oh nice, as you always tell people when they falter with the law that “ignorance is no excuse of the law”, I will equally hold you ransom to that because you should have also run a background check on her. From where am coming from, our motto is “an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth”, looking at the size of your thing in between your legs am very convinced that my daughter has most of the tissues in her v****a torn apart that even doctors can’t repair it for her. I won’t forgive you for that because that girl has been betrothed to the Prince of this very town and she is to be presented to him on their wedding day a virgin. Now, what do I tell the chief and his people?
Commander
(goes on his knees to ask for mercy)
My brother words alone can’t show how sorry I am for doing wrong to your daughter and your family. Am willing to make amends Opana, please don’t punish me with my stupid mistake.
Opana
(laughs in his head, my plan is really going well for me)
You promised my daughter three thousand Ghana Cedis (3000) last night. Give that money to me first and secondly, every member of my household is also aware of your illegal business with my daughter. (his phone rings)
BACK IN OPANA’s HOUSE:
Akua Yankey
Adjoa Bernice, you made me very sad last night. At your tender age, why are you plying on such dangerous grounds? What if you contracted any sexually transmitted disease or even got pregnant from it? Sleeping with over 17men which is even more than your age is outrageous and very alarming, I must say am very worried and remain very shocked. I have to send you to the town’s hospital for a thorough check-up on you to see if you haven’t spoilt the place with the different sizes of manhood that entered there.
Bernice Ansah
(crying)
Mummy, I don’t know what came over me, Ever since I caught bro Kwaku and sister Agnes doing it at the back of the house I became tempted to try it and when I did, the edge became too strong for me to resist any man who demanded it from me. And I remember you told me that I shouldn’t be headstrong when anyone asks me of something I can offer or give. You further went on to say givers never lack and their blessings in heaven increases.
Akua Yankey
Whaaat? You mean you caught your elder brother and that slut having sex behind the house? Now Kwaku Mike what have you got to say to this allegation against you?
Michael Ansah
Mummy, it was the work of the devil.
Akua Yankey
Eeeeiiii so this devil koraa is he stupid? Can’t he come out from wherever he is hiding to defend himself a little? Every crime or wrong that someone does the blame is shifted on him and he never comes out to defend himself. You went to throw your waist up and down, left, right, centre and you stand before me to say it was the work of the devil. So, your father stating that she said you should stay away from her was not a made-up story. Hmmmm, now that I have heard ugly stories of Michael and Bernice, am waiting to hear that of Leticia and Deborah’s own. I am scared to even address you as children now because you people have shown to me that we are in the computer world and you are capable of doing the unthinkable.
Bernice and Michael Ansah
(chorus)
Mummy, please forgive us, it won’t happen again and we promise to turn a new chapter and make you proud of us.
Akua Yankey
Can I ever bear you grudges or throw my intestines away and fill my stomach with leaves? If you say you have turned a new chapter, I have heard you and my eyes will be on the ground watching you.
OPANA’s SHOP:
Senior Apprentice
Where is the youngest apprentice here? I want you to go and buy me fufu and groundnut soup from the market square.
Young Apprentice
Senior please, you heard master as he was leaving this place that no one should leave this shop until he returns and that he has set spies amongst us.
Senior Apprentice
I have seen that you guys don’t respect me in this shop and from henceforth if anyone of you steps on my shadow, I will so deal with you that you will regret coming to learn coffin making in this shop.
Young Apprentice
Senior, please understand me for you know am always willing to serve you and do all your biddings. I beg of you to understand me today.
2nd Apprentice
Yaw Manu let this innocent boy be. You heard the instructions our master left behind. Don’t get him into trouble for he came to this place to learn a profession for himself and not trouble or your wahala.
Senior Apprentice
Hmmmm, so you now rock shoulders with me in this shop huh, I blame you not, for it is master who has caused all this gross disrespect for me. But I will prove you guys wrong soon. “Enemies can never be God”.
Customer
Good afternoon young men. We are after your boss, where is he?
2nd Apprentice
Please sir, he has gone out at the moment.
Customer
Do you by chance know the time he will return? We have an appointment to catch with him.
Senior Apprentice
Mmmm, director, you see I am the 2IC here, so in the absence of my master if there is anything, you can bring it out since am a good negotiator than him.
2nd Customer
Excuse me but please what do you mean by the word 2IC?
Senior Apprentice
Oh, so you don’t know this one? Well, my father happens to be an Air Vice Marshal at the Air Force Base at Burma Camp and because I use to mingle with the young soldiers, I happen to use most of the coded language to communicate with people thinking am still with them. Well, the 2IC simply means Second-In-Command.
2nd Customer
Lol!!! You are funny like your boss but we will prefer to wait for him since he is aware that we will be here this afternoon.
2nd Apprentice
I like the sound of that but please try and call him so he will know that you have come to meet his absence and that his presence is needed here as soon as possible.
1st Customer
I think that is a brilliant idea, can you please give me your master’s number?
2nd Apprentice
With pleasure sir, his number is 0249446151.
1st Customer
You are a great personality with a fabulous technique to communicate with people. (dials the number and the lines goes through)
BACK IN THE COMMANDER’s OFFICE:
Commander
My brother, temper justice with mercy for me, please. If you leak this picture of mine a lot of bad things will happen to me and my family.
Opana
You should have thought of that before swinging your shifted waist on my daughter in a Suhum-Nsawam sequence and surprise my daughter has been walking about freely like nothing heavy, long and powerful has slipped between her legs.
Commander
My brother, am on my knees begging, it will be a big deal if any of my junior officers come to meet me in such uncompromising state, it will bring many issues because, in the police service, many can’t keep their mouths shut.
(Opana’s phone rings and he answers the call with swag)
Opana
Good afternoon, this is Dr. Opana’s business line, who is on the line and how may I help you?
1st Customer
Good afternoon director, this is the man who came to your shop with his sister yesterday to purchase your wonderful masterpiece. Actually, we are at your shop and I must say your 2IC is very hilarious and he is really entertaining us.
Opana
(smiling)
Oh, I am sorry you came to meet my absence but I will be there in a jiffy for us to complete our business deal. But did you say my 2IC is very hilarious?
1st Customer
Oh yes and am enjoying myself here but please kindly get here quick.
Opana
Don’t worry I will be there soon. (call ends)
Commander
My brother I’m still kneeling before you so please do something about my plea, I beg of you and am ready to do anything to please you.
Opana
Did you say you are ready to do anything to please me?
Be careful of what you ask of me because am an unpredictable person.
Episodes 11-15 Edited by:
Sam Portuphy
THE WRITER
I am Akoto Adjei Alexander, a Christian. A product of Abetifi Presbyterian Senior High School, Abetifi-Kwahu. I am in my late 20’s and the last born of the boys my parent brought to earth. I am a fiction/scriptwriter who loves to write about nature and the realities of life. Furthermore, I do a little of Graphics Design, I do MC’ing of events somethings, a Motivational Speaker and a Relationship Talk Expert.
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