ALEXANDER AKOTO ADJEI

THE COFFIN MAKER

EPISODE 74-75

Episode 74

Maabena Boaduwaa:

Kwaku Mike, do you like what you are seeing? if you like it, then come and grab it.

Michael Ansah:

(smiles and licks his lips) Come here and let me show you the other side of me that you don’t know. I will make you know the stuff that I am made of. Today you will clap for me after I’m done with you so brace yourself for a very rough ride.

(pulls Maabena close to him and starts kissing her from her lips to the neck and realises that her body is salty so he tells Maabena to go and shower)

Michael Ansah:

Your lips are so soft and sweet baby girl but please go and take a shower so we proceed since you just came back from work or better still the hospital.

Maabena Boaduwaa:

Oh yeah, you are right, bad boy. Let me take a quick shower since that place is filled with germs and bacteria. Hey, why don’t you join me so that we start it in the shower before we come back here to play the match itself?

Michael Ansah:

My dear, take the lead. I will join you later. I want to lay the bed so that we have a very quality time together. You will love me today.

Maabena Boaduwaa:

(walks into the washroom shaking her buttocks and twisting her waist) Ah I have managed to lure this guy into my corner just the way I want it and I will use him in the way I want. I will use him to satisfy my emotional and financial needs. Since the bird has learnt not to perch on the tree, the hunter has also learnt to shoot without missing his target. To every action there must be a reaction and all I care about is my happiness. You might be saying by now that I’m greedy and selfish but the utmost truth is that, I don’t care about your assertion because you only live once in this life so I have to satisfy my emotions, pocket and any part of my life which will make me proud and happy for myself. You can call me a witch or an opportunist but I don’t care about that a single bit. If human beings are not selfish and greedy, the likes of Bill Gates, Dangote and Osei Kwame Despite would stop working so that other people can get to the level that they have gotten. I will give Kwaku Mike a blowjob that his legs will wobble, what I will do to him will make him crawl to my feet for more every now and then.

Michael Ansah:

(speaking to himself) Quincy please forgive me anywhere you are because as for this temptation I can’t resist and overcome it. I know you have done a lot for me and paying you back this way is the worst thing I can do to reciprocate your kind gesture towards me but hey I’m also going to give you a brand new laptop, camera, tripod stand.  I am going to open doors for you to benefit. After all, life and nature has never been fair to us in this world. Let me lay the bed and put Maabena’s things at a safe place before I join her inside the bathroom. When the bone decides to chase after the dog, then it means the bone is desperate for the dog to consume it. Today she will plead for mercy but I won’t Favour her with patience but rather I will rub her with perpetual action for her to feel my precious joystick inside her honey pot and I know she will love it and her emotions will be at peace with great beauty for her to rejoice in me. Hey did I just use female names to qualify the things I will be doing to her when I join her inside there? If she doesn’t know me she should go and ask of me from Agnes Kyerewaa how I used to rock her world.

Kwaku Mike starts to lay the bedsheet very well as he whistled happily to himself about the good thing about to happen to him and when he is done laying the bed he picked Maabena’s dress, bra and pant from the floor and he places it on the bed but shortly after doing that he picks the pant and inhales the scent of the pant into his head and he shakes his head and a devilish smile drew on his face. With this flavour from this pant I am very sure this lady will be so sweet like a mango. I’m going to give her the most wicked styles that I know of and as most guys have been saying, I will confirm today if truly nurses are the baddest girls in the occupation system. Should I undress and join her in there or I should go in my dress?

All of a sudden the door flings open and you can’t imagine who just opened the door.

At the Hotel:

On phone:

Julia:

Hello receptionist, can you please send a bottle of champagne to my room? Kindly help me acquire a new sim card with a very nice number.

Receptionist:

Okay, ma’am but please which room are you calling from?

Julia:

I’m in the presidential suite. I just checked in a short while ago. I came with those young men in a suit to pick the door card from you.

Receptionist:

Oh, okay ma’am. I now know the suite you are lodging in. I will send someone over very soon with our most expensive champagne. Please there are some drinks and wines in the fridge and bar of your room so if you want more, you can choose from that place.

Julia:

Okay, my dear. Thanks for your lovely reception and I must say even though I’ve spent just some few minutes in your hotel, I’m already enjoying my stay here. Everything in here is top notch. This place just looks and feels like the States.

Receptionist:

Thank you very much for the resounding feedback. You are in the best five-star hotel in the country. Giving you the best service remains our greatest priority. Our hallmark is known everywhere in the world with the people who have patronised our hotel.

Julia:

Good, but secondly I’m expecting some guests in a short while so if anyone comes to your desk looking for a young lady who just checked in, I am the one.

Receptionist:

Okay ma’am. Please lunch is being served at the restaurant so would you like to come down for lunch or you will prefer it is brought to you upstairs? We give our presidential suite clients kingly and presidential treat when they check-in.

Julia:

Mmmmm, that sounds good. What meal is being served this afternoon?

Receptionist:

Ma’am it is a buffet so every meal that you want to consume this afternoon is available so you just have to make an order and the food will be delivered into your room.

Julia:

Get me fufu and bush meat. I would like you to add sliced okro and ground ginger to it for me. It’s been long I ate something local from my motherland. Please do well to get me the sim card when coming over with the food and champagne. Please I want you to come with the things I am ordering personally. I like the way you have handled me on the phone and I would love to see you personally and show my appreciation for all you have done for me.

Receptionist:

Thanks very much but it is against the ethics of my job to take money for the service I provide for the clients who check-in here with this hotel. I can be fired for doing that if any of the CCTV cameras in this building spots me.

Julia:

Oh nonsense!!! This is ridiculous. Even back in the States, people don’t get fired for taking tips at the hotels and car parks they work in. Has any worker been fired here because a client gave money out to the hotel worker? Everybody eats from where he or she works so forget those scary statement the management of this hotel is scaring you workers with or do you have secret cameras hidden in your rooms or suites?

Receptionist:

Not at all ma’am, we don’t have any secret cameras in our rooms.  It is only in the corridors and open places that we have CCTV cameras there.

Julia:

Oh okay, I like your honesty but would you like to get extra money aside your salary this month?

What do you think is Julia is up to?

Who opened the door of Quincy?

What will happen in Quincy’s room?

Episode 75

Back at Quincy’s room:

Michael Ansah:

Hey, man you are back so early, I thought the place you were to pick your man is a bit far from here so why are you here so soon or did you forget something?

Quincy:

Yes, I forgot something so I had to come back for it. Hey! The way you have laid the bed this that you have laid the bed and the shower is on in the bathroom, don’t tell me that, that girl has paid you a surprise visit. Let me pick what I came here for and run along so that I don’t ruin your special moment but please be fast because Maabena called me earlier on to inform me of coming here when she closes from work. You know that she is the mischievous type and can act hostile sometimes so don’t let her come and meet you love birds together. Before I forget, please take it easy on her because the nails in my bed are not that strong. I know what you are capable of doing when you get a woman in your web so please be gentle on her. (quickly gets what he came for and runs outside)

Michael Ansah:

(gives a breath of relief) Gosh, this was a narrow escape, was this the sign that this necklace was giving to me? No, I can’t betray Quincy like that. He has been so good to me and I can’t pay him back with evil. He really loves Maabena and sleeping with her today will rather put me in a very compromising state that I can’t walk out easily. Looking at how desperate Maabena is, she is going to be a thorn in my flesh and I wouldn’t like a woman to bring confusion or misunderstanding between Quincy and I. I won’t bow to this temptation and for the very first time in my life I will resist a very sexy and succulent lady’s offer. Do unto others what you want them to do unto you.

Maabena Boaduwaa:

(walks out from the bathroom naked) Surprise!!! I was waiting for you inside there but you didn’t show up and I thought I heard you talking to someone?

Michael Ansah:

Yes, you heard right. Your man walked in just when you entered the bathroom. The lucky part of this thing is that, I collected your uniform and underwear and kept it over there if not like we would be in a hot soup right now. Maabena you know what? Let’s pretend as if this thing never happened between the two of us.

Maabena Boaduwaa:

What do you mean by telling me that we should pretend this thing never happened between the two of us?

Michael Ansah:

My dear, don’t try to play smart or naïve. I was very stupid and foolish to have kissed you and called for your libido but please let’s just hold it there as to where we got to. I will never ever in my life betray your boyfriend and stab him in the back by sleeping with the woman he loves and cherishes most on this earth. Please find something to wear before he walks in again. I don’t know how I will explain myself to him when he comes to meet you like this.

Maabena Boaduwaa:

If what you are saying is a joke you better put a stop to it because some jokes are freaking expensive. (takes some steps forward to where Kwaku Mike is standing).

Michael Ansah:

Young lady stay just where you are. Do I look like a comedian or a clown? See I was very stupid but I have gained my sanity back and as I said earlier on, I will pretend as if this encounter never happened between the two of us. Quincy is a very good guy and he deserves the best from you because all his life, he has never rained any praises on a lady before apart from you, not even his mother gets that opportunity so please concentrate on how you can make this relationship work.

Maabena Boaduwaa:

(claps her hands for Kwaku Mike) Woooow, what a very nice speech or should I call it state of the nation address? Righteousness counsellor, chastity coordinator, decency minister, moral lesson landlord, see no one puts his or her hand in the food meant for the spirits and goes away without repercussion. You think you can arouse my feelings and leave me unattended to like that? Hehehe, massa you have played the war drum to call for the spirits to rise up so just respect yourself and come and dance to it. Play your special role assigned to you with utmost decency or else I will make your life unbearable for you.

Michael Ansah:

Is that a threat or you want to blackmail me?

Maabena Boaduwaa:

You can choose to call it anything you want but don’t blame me for any repercussions that come your way if you fail to quench the fire you have lighted up in my soul. Nobody sees my nakedness and goes free on this earth. You better drink deep or taste not. Remember I have you in my palms and at a snap of my fingers, I can cause your doom. Sampson didn’t get a prior notice from Delilah otherwise he would have dealt with her cautiously. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Michael Ansah:

Maabena you must be out of your mind if you think I will succumb to this empty threats. See your man and I have been friends for a very long time and one thing I can never share with him is the vajayjay he enjoys and wishes to keep it to himself. Learn to respect yourself and have value for yourself. I can share his dress, food, money and even his parents with him but for you I will and can never share you with him. Be careful on the grounds you are threading on because it is very dangerous. A word to the wise is enough.s (walks out of the room without looking back)

Maabena Boaduwaa:

(screaming) Come back here Kwaku Mike and finish what you started. You can’t turn me on and make me so wet then you turn your back at me like I am an infested piece of wood. If you don’t know me very well, go and ask of me as to how many men I have gotten into serious trouble and those who have passed away through my hands. Don’t give me a reason for me to go back to my old ways because I swear by heaven and earth that you won’t like the outcome of the things I will so do to you. This guy has the audacity to walk out on me. No man has ever had that stupid courage to resist me before not to talk about seeing my nakedness and walk away like I’m his fellow man. For this gruesome disrespect, I will make you crawl on your knees to beg for mercy from me Kwaku Mike.

Outside Quincy’s house:

Michael Ansah:

(talking to himself) Ah this was a narrow escape. For the very first time in my life, I have been able to defeat the demands of the flesh. If I wasn’t strong enough, this girl would have led into the lion’s den. The Bible speaks bad about coveting your neighbour’s property. I know this act was what King David did for him to lose favour from God as a great king. Quincy, for all that you have done for me I will never stab you in the back or cheat on you with your woman even if she throws herself at me. (sees Quincy coming his way with the motorbike)

Quincy:

Yoo what’s up with you my guy? Why are you sitting here all alone? Why has the prepaid finished?

Michael Ansah:

Oh, not at all. I just want to enjoy fresh air outside here and watch what is going on around here. Secondly, your woman is in so I decided to give her some privacy since the room is a single room and I believe she would like to freshen up after coming back from work.

Quincy:

Hmmmm, you have a point to some extent my brother. Living in a single room is of high discomfort sometimes. Let me rush inside and see her reason for coming over so she goes back home early. We agreed that she will only come here once in a week so she must stay to the plan.

Michael Ansah:

But hey why are you back again? Did you leave something behind again?

Quincy:

Oh bro, that guy is not a serious person. He called me not to come again because his company sent a driver to pick him up. Let me rush inside and check up on Maabena, I don’t want her to start any troubles with me this afternoon. (walks into the house)

Michael Ansah:

(takes a breath of relief) Gosh! So if I was so foolish and greedy enough what would have been my fate this afternoon? How was I going to defend myself before Quincy? What on earth would be my reason for banging his lover? What would have happened to our friendship? Would Maabena accept the fact that it was consensual sex or she will label me a rapist? Anyway, I will do my best to flee from her troubles and seduction. I wouldn’t know the next strategy that she will bring on board but all the same I give all the praise to God and this mysterious necklace my dad gave to me. I need to even call him(Opana) now and check up on everyone back home. I miss my little troublesome sister Bernice. I know she might be now angry with me as I left the village without saying goodbye to her and I also miss my sweet mother’s groundnut soup. Hmmmm! Indeed when you are born a man, you are born to face troubles but whatever the case will be, I Michael Ansah, a half breed Akuapem and a half breed Fanti, I will face the matter squarely without looking back or running from it.

What will happen when Quincy enters his room?

Will Maabena come back with another plan as she failed with her first attempt?

Is Kwaku Mike safe in Quincy’s house?

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