(American Ghanaian Setting)
Pastor Myles: Mmmm that was another masterclass of your culinary skills. I enjoyed every grain of that rice and the sauce was just perfect. Thank you so much for that delicious mouthwatering meal. I nearly licked the plate.
Mrs Myles: You are most welcome my heartbeat. You deserve every good thing I can afford to do.
Pastor Myles: Now let’s talk about our unfinished business, my love.
Mrs Myles: (plays smart) And what business could that be, my king?
Pastor Myles: You know the kids are not home and they will be back tomorrow evening after class.
Mrs Myles: How so? Your sister was supposed to bring them home this evening.
Pastor Myles: That was the plan but she sent me a message this afternoon to inform me that they will be attending a party this evening and she can’t drive them back after the party so she will take them straight to school tomorrow morning and the school bus will bring them home after school.
Mrs Smith: It looks like you guys got this planned all this while to favour you.
Pastor Myles: Of course my love. It’s been long I heard you give me that sexy moaning sound.
Mrs Myles: How can I do that when the kids are around?
Pastor Myles: Then tonight is our lucky night for we will start right here in the hall before we climb to the top and then finally end up in the bedroom. This solemn time together reminds me of the very time we got freshly married.
Mrs Myles: Oh how time flies!!! Next month will be 25 years since we exchanged our holy matrimony vows and I have enjoyed every single bit of the marriage journey with you. You have led me to be the very best of myself and thanks to you, I have achieved unimaginable glories that I thought weren’t possible to achieve.
Pastor Myles: Real men help their women to achieve positive and greater things. You don’t know how you have also motivated me to excel in my chosen line of duty. And because of this, I would like for us to renew our marital vows next month when we celebrate our 25th anniversary. The bishop is working around the clock to bless our vow renewal on that day as I also work on the invitation cards. The kids will take care of the food and music.
Mrs Myles: Oh so all this has been planned already by you and the kids?
Pastor Myles: Actually they and your sister were the ones who brought the idea up and because it was a laudable idea, I gave my 100% support.
Mrs Myles: Who am I to oppose this wonderful concept that father, children and sister-in-law have drawn? Well, as we are planning to have quality time together tonight, I just remembered some lessons that Mavis and Flora gave me some weeks back when we met at the women’s fellowship meeting and discussed some bedroom matters. They taught me some new styles and I think tonight is the right time to exhibit my new talent.
Back at the Smith’s Residence:
On Phone:
Mr Smith: Selina how are you doing?
Selina: I would have been fine if I was in your arms or you allocated time for me. Ever since you proposed to me and I accepted, you always give me one excuse or another.
Mr Smith: Oh my baby girl, can you please calm down and listen to me? I called you for a greater purpose so kindly allow me to land before you start judging me.
Selina: I hope you are not planning to give me another excuse that you can’t see me tonight before you travel to Washington.
Mr Smith: Well actually I don’t intend to see you at your end but rather I want you to pack your things and meet me at the airport this evening because I am travelling to Washington with you since you said you have not been to Washington before.
Selina: I hope this is not one of your expensive jokes, Gilbert.
Mr Smith: I mean every single word, my baby girl. Please start packing your things and meet me at the airport before 6 pm.
Selina: The airport is a big place so where exactly are we meeting?
Mr Smith: We are meeting at terminal five where local flights are boarded and please be there on time because I know how you beautiful ladies behave when you are travelling or going to a special event, how you take your time to make up before you step out from your room.
Selina: (very excited) Bae, please let me start packing my stuff as I have barely two hours left and I need to make my hair and nails.
Mr Smith: My beautiful angel, please we can do all those things when we get to Washington, just get a cap and wear it if your hair is messy and don’t forget this important travelling advice about flights, it’s human beings that wait for aeroplane and not the other way round. I have to go now as I also get my stuff packed.
Selina: Okay, okay, okay baby. I will be at the airport even before you get there.
Mr Smith: Very well but I am sure my wife and kids might come with me to the airport so kindly relax when you see me at the airport. I will be the one to approach you when the coast is clear so when you see me first, just relax and follow my lead.
Selina: Yes, my master planner and senior game player. When we finally touch down in Washington and get settled in our hotel room, I have a new style I have been waiting to give to you the day you decide to spend the night with me.
Mr Smith: Selina I am all yours the very moment we enter the plane until we return so you can unleash any aggression you have in you on me. Please let me start packing my things for time is really running fast. (ends call)
Selina: (talks to herself) Wooooow!!! So I will finally sit in a plane this evening and as if that is not enough, I will step my two feet in Washington? I can’t wait to tour and take pictures at some iconic places like the White House, the Capitol, Lincoln Memorial, Washington Monument, Smithsonian Museum and all the other important places in Washington that I have read about. This is the best news I have heard in recent times and I will make the best out of it. Gilbert Smith, I am now coming to show and shower you with the kind of love that when you come close to me, going back home to your family will even be a big deal for you. Let me get my things packed, I wouldn’t like to be late for the very first air appointment I have with Gilbert.
Mrs Smith: (also on phone in the bedroom) Jeff sorry to disturb you again but I wanted to pass this quick information to you.
Jeffrey: I am all ears my love.
Mrs Smith: I just got to know my husband will be gone for a whole week so I want you to know we will spend quality time together throughout the week but the only unfortunate thing is that I can’t sleepover at your end because I have to be home every night to take charge of my home. You know how troublesome my children are lately.
Jeffrey: Having to see you the whole week is enough for me, my love. For the very first time in six months, since we met, I will get to see you continuously for a whole week.
Mrs Smith: Thank you for your understanding, my bedroom commando. I am sure my husband will ask me to drop him at the airport so I need to hurry up and freshen up so let me go now before someone eavesdrops on our phone call and raise an alarm.
Jeffrey: No problem, my queen. The fact that I will be seeing you tomorrow supercedes everything so please go ahead.
Mrs Smith: I will send you some pictures when I am done dressing my dear.
Jeffrey: I can’t wait to have your pictures on my phone. (ends call)
Mr Smith: (enters the bedroom) Oh, I thought you would be done with the packing of my stuff into my travelling bag by now?
Mrs Smith: Gilbert, please don’t start your thing this evening. Do I look like a robot or machine to you? How many minutes have I been in this room that you think I should be done with the packing of your things? The last time I rushed to pack your things because you were running late for your flight, you called me later that all the things I packed were trash and that you had to go shopping before you got something decent to wear. Today, I don’t want to repeat the same mistake so I am taking pains and time to select the best clothes that will suit your preference, my darling husband.
Mr Smith: (enters the washroom and talks) Please I would like you to drop me at the airport because I don’t want to park my car at the airport parking area. The last time I left my car there, I came to meet the absence of my car battery and some documents in my car. If you are having a difficult time selecting what I am going to wear, you can go in for the kaftans I ordered from Ghana recently and also I will only need one executive shoe for the conference, the rest can be either my Zara slippers or any of the designer slippers I have in my closet.
Mrs Smith: I have heard you Gilbert.
Glenn’s Bedroom:
On Phone:
Glenn: Hey baby.
Fiona: You never honoured your promise to me last Friday?
Glenn: Forgive me, my cupcake. You know we were having basketball training with the new coach and because I am eyeing the captain’s band, I couldn’t exempt myself from training. Mind you, the coach is now about to select and build his new team and if you can remember, the day he was introduced, he stated emphatically that, he was not going to build his team around the old team players but rather he is coming to put together a whole new team.
Fiona: So has it now gotten to the point where you choose basketball training over me?
Glenn: Sweetie, I beg of you not to go there at all because you know I am basketball and basketball is me. You can attest to the fact that it was through basketball that we met so please don’t draw a line between you and that game.
Fiona: Oh, so you think you have gotten what you want from me so you want to look elsewhere, huh? I know the game you are trying to play but I will surely be your checkmate.
Glenn: Baby girl, I beg of you not to thread on that slippy ground because you will surely fall if you move another step. I have given the simplest form of explanation to you so I don’t see why you want to create a fuss here. I don’t know why you are now trying to raise competition between a game and a human being. Kindly check the line for it doesn’t tally.
Fiona: Be there and be qualifying nouns with adjectives, by the time you see, I will be in the arms of another guy on campus and don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Glenn: You dare not try that silly thing you have in your mind. Do you want my friends and mates to ridicule me on campus? Do you want the teammates to call me names for me to lose focus on the game? Do you want me to walk with my head bowed to the ground? Do you want to make a mockery out of me?
Fiona: My dear, if you don’t want me to jump into the arms of another guy, then it’s high time you sit your ass down and work the maths. You can choose between me and your second lover basketball. I am too beautiful and don’t need to be fighting for attention from one guy who doesn’t cherish and value me. You know how the guys in the school are lusting for me, including teachers.
Glenn: Bae, to cut all this argument short, I want to see you this evening.
Fiona: You know that is not possible because my Mom and Dad are all home and they won’t allow me to step out of the house.
Glenn: No problem I can navigate myself to your bedroom in your house.
Fiona: That is equally a bad idea because of my Dad. You know how overprotective he is over me and besides, I am not allowed to entertain male friends in my house.
Glenn: No problem. I can climb to your bedroom through the back window without anyone seeing me or feeling my presence in your house.
Fiona: That sounds good but that is another bad idea. You know I miss you and I am loud when we are having intimacy. I can’t risk our lives and neither can I keep mute when you start touching and romancing me.
Glenn: Wheeeeeeew!!! So what do we do now because I am also yearning to have you in my arms and talking to you right now, my thing is as stiff as a military man at a parade.
Fiona: I love it when you talk naughty and as a matter of fact, I feel so wet that I am already dripping.
Glenn: So how do we quench this raging fire that our emotions have ignited?
Fiona: You are the man so come up with an idea.
Glenn: I have already brought two ideas which you have kicked against so I don’t even know what to come up with since tomorrow is a school day.
Fiona: (racks her brain to come up with something) Mmmmm!!! How about you coming over tomorrow morning?
Glenn: But your Dad is home and besides your Mom will be the one to drop you at school?
Fiona: My Dad will be going back to base before 6 am and my Mom will also rush to work because of her new boss. All I have to do is to delay so that it will piss her off for her to leave for work without dropping me at school.
Glenn: You are a genius and a master tactician, if this were to be football, you would have been Thomas Tuchel and Jurgen Klopp mixed breed.
Fiona: Please don’t flatter me with those two coaches because I don’t like them especially because of the teams they are coaching. Compare me to the likes of Ole Gunner…
Glenn: (cuts in) Please don’t choose that clueless and tactical bankrupt coach as your icon. For me, he is a fashionista and the likes of Adidas and other brand companies can sign him as a brand ambassador so he slays in their sport gears for them. A coach who comes to the park and only crosses his leg to watch matches on a monitor right on the pitch, is that one too a coach?
Fiona: I beg of you not to send my team’s former coach to the dry cleaners this evening. Now let’s come back to our plan drawing.
Glenn: So, I will rush to your place the moment my Mom drops Melissa and me at school. I won’t even bother to enter the school so that any of my friends or teachers see me.
Fiona: How about Melissa, won’t she raise an alarm?
Glenn: Forget her, I know how to handle her so don’t add her to your number of problems.
Fiona: Okay then let me leave you, I have some ironing to do in the laundry room so we will talk before I sleep.
Glenn: Okay, my cupcake and tomorrow, I am gonna give you your favourite position but I hope you won’t scream the roof of your house down because I know how loud you can be when I give you that style.
Fiona: Leave my line, you wizard, you want me to make start imagining things this evening. (cuts the call)
Glenn: (laughs as he talks to himself) I said I am crazy but Fiona is the craziest. She always gets what she wants, when and where she wants it. I think because of this new development, I have to carry my phone along when going to school but Mom or Melissa must not see it.
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