ALEXANDER AKOTO ADJEI

THE COFFIN MAKER

EPISODE 79-80

Episode 79

Kwaku Mike walked back to Julia’s suite and as he entered he realised that all the lights in the room had been turned off and candle lights had been put on, he closed the door and went to check on the number on the door to see if he had entered the wrong room but he smiled to himself as he saw he wasn’t at the wrong place. He entered the room again and shut the door behind him, he took some steps forward and he started calling out Julia’s name for her to come out from wherever she was hiding but she didn’t come out. All of a sudden the lights were switched on again and to his utmost surprise, Julia was standing there in only her pant and bra with a bottle of champagne in her hand.

Julia:

Were you calling my name handsome?

Michael Ansah:

(swallowing hard the saliva in his mouth and looking dumb with what his eyes were feeding his brain with) Mmmm…. Mmmm….. Mmmm yes I called you because I wasn’t seeing you when I entered the room and the lights were off. What are we celebrating because am seeing a bottle of champagne in your hand?

Julia:

Well, we are celebrating life and also the bag that was brought to me. You don’t know how I would have been in hot soup if I didn’t see this bag on time. As a matter of fact, the owner of the bag will be meeting me later this evening to collect it and that was the reason why I came to Ghana.

Michael Ansah:

Then, you need to thank your star, what would you have told the owner of the bag? You are a very lucky lady my dear.

Julia:

Indeed my handsome, that is the reason why I have in my hand this bottle of champagne, we need to celebrate on my behalf so stop looking at me as if you have seen an alien. All the same how do you see the bra and pant I’m wearing?

Michael Ansah:

 Even when the lights were dim in this room I saw you glowing in the pant and bra, you are looking stunningly gorgeous in it.

Julia:

Really? So how about me allowing you to touch or feel what you are seeing Mickey?

Michael Ansah: Pardon?

Julia:

Oh stop that crap young man!!! You heard me very well so stop pretending like an elderly person who has released gas in the midst of children. I know you have been craving for me as I have noticed how you look at me lustfully, we are not kids anymore so let’s call a spade a spade and not a big spoon. If you want it, come and get it because I am willing to give it to you for free my dear.

Michael Ansah:

(speaking in his head) God if this is a dream please let me wake up before I wet my bed, my weakness lies in such temptation and this lady is treading on that grounds. I can’t let this opportunity pass me by because opportunities like this don’t easily come by and if I miss this chance I might never get such an opportunity again. No one in his rightful mind will spit honey that is been poured in his or her mouth freely, for this opportunity I won’t take it but rather I will grab and embrace it. Julia if you are setting me up then am willingly falling a victim for you, am not going to step in this trap but I have falling and falling deep into it, I don’t care the consequences involved and if am to die for this body then you people should be ready to attend my funeral. My father is a very good coffin maker and I trust he will design and do one of the best coffins in the world for me.

Julia:

(seeing Mike is absent-minded) Mickey are you alright? Helloooooo, talk to me Mr man. (taps Mike and enquires if he is okay)

Michael Ansah:

I’m very fine my dear, I am only thinking on how to dismantle a very soft, curvy and succulent body like yours Julia, you don’t know how I have looked forward to this day to come and if finally, it goes down erh, I will go for thanksgiving service to thank God for making my dreams come true.

Julia:

You don’t mean it, Mickey, are you the one saying this?

Michael Ansah:

Why this question my dear?

Julia:

Am asking that question because I have always known you to be the shy type and not the outspoken type of person. Even back at school, I made a lot of advances towards you through your friend Quincy but you never succumbed or even looked at my direction so I’m surprise you are saying this. Now tell me what came over you that you have gathered the courage to tell me all this now?

Michael Ansah:

People do change and I don’t have to remind you that the young shall definitely grow. In the Bible David said when he was a kid he reasoned or thought like a kid but now that he is old he thinks differently.

Julia: I

 like that, preach on, man of God for I am been touched by the holy spirit.

Michael Ansah:

Don’t be silly over there my dear.

Julia:

Hahahaha now that we have to come to a mutual understanding I believe we must get down to business but first let’s start from the bathroom. I have prepared the jacuzzi for us to take a short romantic bath before we convey ourselves to the bed.

Michael Ansah:

(smiling in his head) That sounds good but am I getting the impression that you were looking forward to this very moment?

Julia:

You can think whatever you want to think but for me I am a goal getter and anything I want I get it no matter the price or cost. Now shut the hell up and follow me into the bathroom because if you know what I will do to you on that bed,  you will start begging for mercy.

Julia drops the bottle of champagne and glasses on a table close to her and unhooks her bra then takes off her pant which exposes her nakedness to Mike. Immediately he gets a quick responses from his powerhouse.

Julia:

Hey boy, don’t just stand there like a soldier at a parade, start undressing and if you are scared of me or what you are seeing, I promise to be gentle with you so don’t be scared at all.

Mike then starts to undress himself and as it got to his boxer shorts, Julia dragged him to the bathroom where she had already lighted some scented candles and spread rose flowers on the floor leading to the jacuzzi. Mike was blown out of proportion because all his life he had never experienced such reception by any female before but he did well to hold his cool and played along nicely. They sat in the jacuzzi finally and started having a romantic bath whiles sipping on the champagne Julia brought along. They exchanged a series of kisses and smooching from each other for close to thirty minutes before the came out of the bathroom eventually, Mike decided to show his manliness as he carried Julia to the bed majestically. He dropped her on the king-size bed and joined her on the bed, again they got themselves busy with serious romance and as they got to the peak of the romance the telephone on Julia’s suite started ringing which she practically ignored because she didn’t want to be bothered with any distraction. The phone continued ringing and the two entangled lustful lovers refused to answer the phone calls that came through. After the phone rang over and over and there was no response the person calling stopped and some minutes later there was a heavy knock on the door of Julia which got the attention of the two people. Mike asked her if she was expecting anyone or a guest but she gave a negative answer.

Michael Ansah:

Julia are you expecting anyone this evening?

Julia:

Not at all Mickey, have you forgotten I just got into the country and I haven’t spoken to anyone apart from you. Moreover, I haven’t been able to acquire any local sim card so how do I get in touch with anyone even?

Michael Ansah:

Then who will be so rude to be banging on a door as if he or she is deaf and dumb, I have to teach the person a lesson that he won’t easily forget in his or her life. What nonsense, does the person think we are living in the jungle?

Mike stood up and picked a morning coat to wear then walked to the door to see who was at the door knocking like a new carpenter who had just been handed his apprenticeship certificate but as he opened the door he was met with a very big surprise……..

Can you guess what the surprise was?

Episode 80

My friend, who the hell are you? Stand aside before I redesign and rebrand your foolish face for you, what do you want in this room?

Julia:

Who are you to barge into my room and invade my privacy like that, do you know I can get you arrested for this unlawful entry?

Ginola:

Oh spare me with that unproductive sermon, who are you to keep the boss waiting? You are very much aware that the boss and other important personalities will be coming over to run their survey on the product in town and you are here doing God knows what.

Michael Ansah:

(trying to show his manliness) Julia who is this gorilla who just barged into our privacy. Am only keeping my cool because of you if not something bad and bloody will go down here. (the chain starts to strangle him)

Ginola:

Did you just talk back at me you fool? (grabs Mike and clinches a fist to punch Mike as he closes his eyes)

Julia:

Hold it there Mr, do you think you have the power to walk into my private suite to fight my man?

Ginola:

And you think your man also has the right or audacity to also talk to me like that?

Julia:

Why won’t he talk to you the way he wants as you have invaded our privacy. Don’t you have manners or who do you think you are? Get out of my room before I call security to manhandle you. Do you think you can intimidate anyone here with your size or stature?

Ginola:

Hey you, this is not over between us, at the right time, we will finish this fight before I will feel okay.

Michael Ansah:

(making a comment to kill the fear)If you don’t know you monster, don’t ever let your size deceive you because if you think you are the big tree am going to be the small axe to chop you down. For the sake of the respect I have for my woman, I will spare you this time around so brace yourself for a great fight anytime, anywhere and we meet.

Ginola:

(gnashing his teeth as he is about to step out) The boss will surely hear about this stupid act of yours Julia and I promise to deal with this fool for having the tenacity and courage to talk back at me rudely and even drawing a battle line between the two of us. Be very mindful of your steps in the days ahead because no one challenges me to a fight and lives to tell his story. (slams the door behind him)

Michael Ansah:

Julia who is that baboon who just walked out of this place.

Julia:

Mickey I’m sorry about that but please be careful about that guy. He’s very dangerous and I don’t want anything bad to happen to you because of me. Let me get dressed and meet his boss and the rest of the team members he mentioned.

Michael Ansah:

Julia, you haven’t answered my question, I asked who that guy is?

Julia:

The least you know about him the better for you, Mickey.

Michael Ansah:

What do you mean by that Julia that the least I know about him the better for me?

Julia:

I mean to say he is a wicked guy and the bodyguard of the man am meeting. Let me quickly go and meet them and I will be back in a jiffy so we continue with the battle we started.

Michael Ansah:

Honestly, my libido has gone off.

Julia:

Hahahaha don’t worry baby boy, I know how to get you into that mood again so relax yourself by taking some chilled drinks and watch some movies. I will be back even before you feel my absence and don’t forget that am going to deal with you personally this evening. I will be right back (opens the door and walks out of the the room)

In the Conference Room:

Boss:

Good evening Gentlemen and Lady I know you don’t joke with your time and any second that passes away from you guys makes you lose thousands of dollars, am very sorry for the delay and hold up. I have delegated some of my trusted men to sort out the problem at hand.

Red Lion:

I don’t like the sound of this Mr man, I didn’t subscribe to this nonsense and this should be the last time for this crap to take place in my face. I left some of my top class business partners in a meeting just to be on time here and you are telling me that all is not set at this place. Am I the one who forced you to call this meeting at this time? Let me assure you that if by five minutes time this meeting doesn’t commence I will pull out of this deal and meeting. Do you think you are dealing with kids or you are just doing us a favour?

Karl Simpson:

Please, calm doing my friend, I don’t think what is happening is deliberate, I believe very well that everything will be alright soon or haven’t I spoken your mind, Albert?

Boss:

Certainty Karl, I don’t know why Red Lion is very angry this way, I have been the conveyor of this meeting for sometime now and nothing like this has ever happened so I don’t know why my friend here is so upset with me, see the concealment in question is in this building so please give me some few minutes to get it from the lady who smuggled it into this country. I beg of you to just give me a little time whiles I sort things out.

Lady T:

Whaaaaat? Did you just say a lady? Where is that stupid lady who has shown us this gross misconduct? Who does she think she is to keep we the topmost barons in town waiting or is this a plot for us to be busted or arrested by the Police or Interpol? See am smelling something fishy here and I want to tell you, Albert that if anything goes wrong I will personally pull the trigger of the gun that will end your life, you know am a woman of my word.

 

Black Angel:

I hope Albert you are not trying to play smart like what Lady T just said or else I will descend on you and your entire generation. You know it is always dangerous for us to sit under one roof to have such meetings because we are all wanted people on the top list of the Police and Interpol so anytime we attend such meetings we only risking our lives to be here so any delays that take place is a big risk for us and I will suggest that next time you organise such meeting at a different location.

Lady T:

I agree with you one hundred per cent, you have just spoken my mind and am grateful for your thoughtful words.

Boss:

Everything you have said has been taken into consideration and I will do just as you have said, now please excuse me as I checkout on my men. (takes some steps to the exit)

Red Lion:

Albert, I hope you are not trying to play smart and no tricks at all from you?

Boss:

Not at all my friend, I am a businessman and I don’t snitch or betray my business partners.

Outside the Conference Room:

Boss:

Hey, where is that foolish girl I asked you to go and bring?

Ginola:

Boss she said she is coming.

Boss:

Coming? Were you not mandated to come along with her and the concealment so why the change of mind when you got there? Don’t give me a reason to doubt your competence.

Ginola:

Boss you did but you can’t imagine the nonsense I witnessed when I went to get the lady and the concealment?

Boss:

What did you witness over there?

Ginola:

Boss you know I don’t know the lady very well but I was the one who made the room reservation for her when I was signalled to get her and the concealment I decided to first call her at the reception through their intercom to alert her that I was coming to get her so we move to the conference room even before you get here. Boss, we called the telephone in her suite over and over but she never answered the telephone so I decided to move to her suite and as I got to the door, I knocked several times before a guy came to open the door. I…..

Boss:

A guy? Are you sure you were at the right place?

Ginola:

Boss I couldn’t miss the room I reserved for that lady and you know this is not the first time of coming to this place.

Boss:

Okay go on, go on, what happened?

Ginola:

 Boss, I forced myself in only to see the lady relaxed in bed and per my assumptions, the guy and the lady were in the mood of doing the thing.

Boss:

(cuts in quickly) Doing what thing?  My friend, I don’t have all day so you better hit directly on the nail when talking to me. If you know the heat inside there you won’t be beating about the bush.

Ginola:

Boss I mean per my calculations, the guy and lady were either having sex or they were about to have sex. The guy later tried to fight me for invading in their privacy and as I decided to discipline him the lady stepped in and starting insulting me and calling me all sort of names and the painful aspect is that they described me as a Gorilla.

Boss:

(laughing with the last words Ginola said) So they called you a Gorilla and you didn’t do anything to them? Well they were not far from the truth you know, all the same I will compensate you later for that painful description those dimwits gave you. So what happened next?

Ginola:

(frowns keeps his cool) Because I didn’t want to raise any alarm or make any move that will call the attention of anyone, I walked out of the room as the lady claimed she will join you in the conference room later.

Boss:

(frowns all of a sudden) So where is that cheap slut? She gets into this country barely four hours and she has already employed the services of a man. This is why I hate doing business with women, I told her boss that I don’t like doing business with women but he said this slut was his finest carrier so he did a recommendation for her and now see the embarrassment she has heaped on me by not showing up on time at the meeting. Hey get some of the other guys and go and get me that fool she was in the room with, take him to the warehouse and deal with him ruthlessly. Make sure you do a clean job and don’t leave any clue behind because there are a lot of CCTV cameras around and as the rules of the games say “once caught you are a criminal” and you know I will always deny you if you do a loose job.

Ginola:

I know very well and I will do that with pleasure. Talk of the devil…….

Boss:

Go and do what I have instructed you to do, I will see you guys later at the warehouse.

Julia:

(approaches the boss and greets him) I bring you warm greetings from your partners in the States. I am…….

Boss:

Cut the pleasantries, young lady, if your boss didn’t tell or warn you, I hate been left unattended to especially when it is business-related. This should be the very last time you would exhibit that gross misconduct towards me or any of my topmost business associates. We have taken a greater risk to meet at one place to have this meeting so the next time you repeat this foolish behaviour you will pay dearly with your head. Now follow me inside there and you guys make sure you keep an eagle eye over here, no one again should be allowed to enter and if the person proves stubborn, you know what to do.

Back in Julia’s Suite:

Mike walks to the fridge and pulls out a fruit juice, shakes it and starts to drink without getting a glass to pour the drink in. Mike takes a sit and takes the tv remote, he searches through the tv channels and selects a channel where country music videos was being played.

After some few minutes of watching the country music videos, he was stolen by sleep and in his sleep, he heard a voice talking to him.

“Hey, young man, what at all is wrong with you? Instead of sitting your two buttocks down for trouble to come and look for you, you rather go about chasing him. Let me tell you, am getting tired as your guardian angel fighting some unnecessary spiritual battles for you. In my hand is my resignation letter to the one who assigned me with this job because you are so weak as a man, you are making material things to weigh you down and if you don’t take care, it will lead you to your early grave. You can choose not to listen to your instincts or the signals the necklace gives you. Learn to count your teeth with your tongue and a word should be enough for the wise”

Immediately Mike hears this he jumps on his feet and starts to dress up because he was sensing danger……….

 

To be continued………………………………………………………………………………………     …………………#Yeb3toaso

THE COFFIN MAKER

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